Yorkie – Raisin & Biscuit

Brand: Nestle Found at: Tesco Cost: £1   There is no betrayal like the betrayal of a bad chocolate. When you are at your most vulnerable, when you need the most comfort in life, you turn to a chocolate bar for some little bit of solace. When that chocolate then turns out to be disgusting,... Continue Reading →

Jaffa Cakes

I have always wished birthdays had themes the way anniversaries do. I’m thinking about this because I have recently had a birthday, and as much as I treasure the thoughtful gifts of others, I also want to do something to celebrate my anniversary with myself. It is my longest relationship, after all, and I feel... Continue Reading →

Dark Chocolate Digestives

Brand: McVitie’s Cost: £1.50 Found at: Morrisons   We live in a time where I can access the combined knowledge of humanity from my cozy bedroom; a time of facial recognition, virtual reality, 3D printing, robotic surgery, privatized space travel, cryptocurrency, drones, and a thousand podcasts about serial killers. And yet somehow, in this amazing,... Continue Reading →

Salty Cracker Chocolate

Brand: Marabou Cost: 10.95KR Found at: Coop   This chocolate bar has tiny little Tuc crackers in it. Not cracker crumbs or crunchy cracker fragments, but whole, miniature Tuc crackers. It is possibly the most adorable chocolate I have ever seen. Now, I love Tuc crackers on their own – they are crunchy and salty... Continue Reading →

Bouchée

Brand: Côte D’Or Cost: 7 KR Found at: Coop   This chocolate is too fancy for me. That is not to say that I do not like it – I can always accustom myself to the finer things in life - but this chocolate goes just a little too far. It evokes a level of... Continue Reading →

Smash!

Brand: OLW Cost: 9.95 KR Found at: Coop   I have gotten into a vicious spiral with these chocolates. I buy one for the blog. Then, in a moment of weakness, I eat it without ever having taken a picture or making any mental notes about what to write about it. Then, realizing that I... Continue Reading →

Foam Banana (Skum Banan)

Brand: Carletti Cost: 3 for 10KR Found at: ICA   If I was seven, this chocolate bar would be the best thing that ever happened to me. Brace yourselves because this is a marshmallow flavored like a banana and covered in chocolate. It’s amazing and it's 30 cents American. The little kid in me is... Continue Reading →

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