Crisp! Peanut and Toffee

Brand: Marabou

Cost: 8.95KR

Found at: Coop

Where is the crisp? WHERE’S THE CRISP?!

I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, but I feel like I must have misunderstood the underlying message of this candy bar. I thought that by biting into a Crisp bar, that I might get – I don’t know – the experience of crisp. A crunchy brittle break, for example. Something snappy, at least. But this bar is soft toffee nougat in a chocolate and peanut coating. It’s soft and chewy – and delicious, don’t get me wrong – but the little crunch there is coming from the peanuts. And nuts are not crispy.

Crisp must mean something different in Swedish.

It has to.